Gunna Eat The Whole Cake
formerly "dickk-fil-a"
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professional lame-ass

weaaregroot:

MCU + Most Heartbreaking Moments [one | two]

Reblog and see if you get a color.
  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE KISS ME!!
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you

psyducked:

Relationships are a fucking nightmare of confusion. How fast is too fast? How slow is too slow? Should I take their fear of making me a priority to be a sign of healthy/mature caution or is it an unfair waste of my time and energy? If they’re willing to commit early on is it a sign of desperation and clinginess or is it a good sign of how strong they feel about you and how secure they feel about their feelings for you?

❝ A woman has that much power, sooner or later it gets called witchcraft. ❞

— Lara Croft (via scottish-witchcraft)

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

unpopuler:

the feeling you get when you remember summer eventually will end and you have to go back to school 

image

darklittlefaun:

silent-suicides:

aquabreeze:

laughing-with-the-sun:

pvincess:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN YESTERDAY ^ OMG

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

lifehackable:

More Tech Hacks Here

69shadessofgay:

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

LEAVE IT

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