beneficient d
formerly "dickk-fil-a"
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professional lame-ass

decapitatedkitten:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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Update I still miss Christian

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

nozh-ou:

dropdeadjune:

avengent:

tiimber:

for anyone who doesn’t know:
i am transsexual. obviously, female-to-male. i have been on testosterone since 03/22/2012, and living as male full-time since i was 15.
now that that’s out of the way, i would like to reach out to everyone and anyone i can. due to improper binding for several years, i have developed costochondritis. it is a painful condition, and regardless of my dysphoria, top surgery is a necessity because of this.
i have found a local surgeon who will work with me at an all-inclusive price of $6790. this seems impossible as i’m dealing with traffic court fees and still looking for a job. i can’t do it without help. i need the surgery asap to prevent from further damaging my body, so i’m trying to raise money to pay for it.
i set up a gofundme.com page, but i also have an etsy where deseree and i sell what we make. i would prefer to sell things instead of get donations because at least then i can feel like i gave something back. i’ll post the links at the end of this novel lol.
if anyone could share this or help out, or knows someone who could, please pass this along. it would mean the world to me.

-timber
my shop
gofundme

If some dude can raise a shit ton of money for fucking potato salad, we can get this guy a surgery he actually needs.

signal boosting the shit out of this because he really deserves the surgery

if yall can raise 17k for a shitty tumblr con then im sure as hell we can help him out. signal boost this out to the world

extreme signal boost

spookbeast:

come on and slam

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

yaesthetic:

come on playground lets get sickening!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

axylhart:

izolaree:

bubblewraphypothesis:

isalh-on-whatever:

japhers:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

*whispers* make an anime


*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

Sorry, I cannot resist.

I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK 

morevulcans:

All pedophiles are trash, no exceptions. There is no “Kink-shaming” about it. Protect survivors at all costs.

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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